Things men care about

Sports
Doesn’t matter if he’s an active participant or a viewer! Men enjoy sports and it doesn’t have to include a ball or puck! Give’em a rifle and some game to hunt…that’s right, that’s a sport to them as well.

Sex
Not to be stereotypical about my gender, but hell we love sex! It doesn’t matter how you phrase it, “Making Love” “Fucking”…it doesn’t matter! To the credit of my gender not all men enjoy all kinds of sex, for example; Oral...as in giving not receiving!

Hair Loss
Men care about their hair regardless of what they say!! No, George Constanza’s here! If you are losing your hair, please let it go! Don’t do the Taupe’s; the comb over; or the snicker bar wigs!

Sex
To have the pleasure to be with a woman is one of the greatest pleasures a man can have, especially if there are no strings attached! The “friends with benefits” is a concept that has come of age!

Video Games
Xbox, Playstation, Nintendo, it doesn’t matter. The old arcade game at the local store! The poker video game at the bar, we’ll even play that!

Cars
The attraction between men and cars is something special. Personally, I think women are just as bad, if not worse!


Sex
See two and four!

Power
This particular characteristic is something all men want rather they admit it or not! However, power in the wrong hands is not a good thing!

Prestige
Men would love to have prestige, just to be recognized so they can get the power and sex! If a man has status then he can be placed in a position of power!

Money
They call money the root to all evil, but without it you would probably do a lot of things in order to attain some! Unfortunately, most of those things may place us in a bad position!


Women
Hey, all this other stuff would be pointless if we didn’t have women, so we could impress them with our cars, hair, power, or money simply so we could have sex, oops I mean a meaningful and loving relationship!